Defragon Peroxus Caesium
Defragon Peroxus Caesium | |
---|---|
א | |
Biographical Information | |
Pronunciation | DEF-ruh-GON pur-OX-us SEE-zee-um, DEF-ruh-GON pur-OX-us KIGH-zee-um Artemis Defragonable: AR-teh-MISS dee-FRAG-un-uh-bul |
Name order priority | Grandfather name:
|
Other names | Defragon Peroxus Caesium (causal name) Defragon Peroxus Caesium (grandfather name) Fragon Oxidanus Glaucum (legal name, –December 6, 2019 CE)[b] Artemis Defragonable I (legal name, December 6, 2019 CE – January 23, 2020 CE) |
Race | Florida Man |
Nationality | American |
Titles | Nerd King Grand Admiral |
Element | Space Nerds Caesium Fire |
Position | Founder of EVASION Carbonic God of Nerds (2020) Grand Admiral of the Zynamonian Federation (12DC1–13DC1) Nerd King (2018–2020) Head of EVASION (2018 13μ–2020 12DC1) |
Location | Pistachio Resort, Fanondork County, Virginia, United States of America א |
Affiliation | Carbonic Pantheon EVASION Ilvandorian Legacy Socially Interacting Runaways Zynamonian Federation Universal Paperclips (formerly, 2020) |
Spoken language(s) | English Tounge Common (through fourth Babel fish effect) |
First appearance | Summer 2018 CE Camp Vialact, Alabama, United States of America א |
Last appearance | September 6 20∇, 2020 CE True Laboratory, Hotland, Nuquendor ∇ |
Notable (for) | Serving as the figurehead Zynamonian Grand Admiral of Universal Paperclips |
Associated colors | Primary color: Silver (#C0C0C0, AuthorTwo) Secondary color: Dark green (#006400, personal color) |
Flavor text by Indenar Noldo IV | THE TWO. |
Family | |
Family/House | House Ible |
Immediate family | Regandhible (father) Yoshi's Greatest Nightmare (mother) Ci'Araible (sister) NASA (consort, merged) |
Other relationships | GigaWatt Padriahwan Xor (creation) Percy, Lord Jezero (godson) |
Physical Description | |
Gender | Male |
Skin | Yes |
Hair | Yes |
Eyes | Yes |
Weaponry | Arm cannon |
in the True World | |
Conceptualized and created by | AuthorTwo |
Portrayed by | AuthorTwo |
Inspired by | AuthorTwo |
Defragon Peroxus Caesium was the Carbonic God of Nerds and a former Grand Admiral of the Zynamonian Federation, Nerd King, and founder and head of EVASION. He was an integral ally of Ilvandorian Legacy as the main Author Avatar of AuthorTwo. On September 6, 2020 CE, Caesium was absorbed as part of Peroxus Dreemurr.
Timeline
Timeline Alef
- October 2, < 2018 CE: Fragon Oxidanus Glaucum[b] is born to Regandhible and Yoshi's Greatest Nightmare.
- March 24, 2013 CE – October 31, 2019 CE: Glaucum beats Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon seventeen individual times, resulting in King Boo ½ having memories of being defeated by Luigi Mario seventeen times in seventeen universes. Boo swears vengeance.
2018 CE
- Summer 2018 CE: Glaucum enters Camp Vialact and is declared Nerd King, his title briefly challenged by Jack the One.
- c. 13μ–15μ: After his tenure in Camp Vialact, Glaucum founds EVASION.
2019 CE
- Around this time, Glaucum plays FTL: Faster Than Light, connecting Timeline Device Control One Thorn ex Kay to Ilvandorian Legacy.
- In Timeline Device Control One, Glaucum becomes a renowned captain in the Zynamonian Federation, leading the crew later called the Socially Interacting Runaways through Operation Wind Waker and their destruction of the Rebinion Flagship Mark I.
August
- August 26: Glaucum meets Indenar Noldo IV and Times New Roman in Talabert, Scotland Unbearable.
October
- October 31: King Boo ½ invades Pistachio Resort, Virginia, United States of America, Glaucum's residence, thus imprisoning him.
November
- November 3: Universal Paperclips enters Glaucum's service. Around this time, Motorola Glaucum, Glaucum's cellular telephone, becomes a political state.
- November 15: Glaucum is bitten by Cimicidae, infecting him with parasitic bedbug vampire virus and turning him into a parasitic bedbug vampire.
- November 16: King Boo ½ once more invades Pistachio Resort; this time, Glaucum escapes, stowing away with a group of Scouts BSA. When Annoying Tyke steals and consumes all the Oreos, Glaucum bites him as his first vampiric victim.
- November 17: King Boo ½ abandons Pistachio Resort and Glaucum returns.
- November 18: Glaucum's parasitic bedbug vampire virus threatens to terminate him in thirteen days and briefly places him in a coma.
- November 19: Universal Paperclips begins formulating a recipe for the Vampire-B-Gone smoothie to cure Glaucum.
- November 22: Glaucum bites H.H. Schooler, his second vampiric victim.
- November 24: HUNTER eliminates Glaucum's phosphorus arm powers; he kills twelve vampire hunters with his liquid hydrogen and oxygen in the Pystace Woods and nearly starts a forest fire, raising his kill count to 14. Universal Paperclips becomes Robotic God, instigating the Second Paperclip Wars.
- November 27: Glaucum has now killed 67 vampire hunters and 406 miscellaneous persons for a total of 473 vampiric victims.
- November 28: Glaucum attempts to bite Yoshi's Greatest Nightmare but is temporarily rendered unconscious by the Paperclip Overwatcher.
- November 29: Glaucum reawakens and kills 44 vampire hunters and 149 bystanders, raising his kill count to 111 vampire hunters, 555 miscellaneous persons, and 666 total deaths. In response, Elizabeth the Sanguivoricidal kills him. Through unknown means, Glaucum returns to life and reforms his body using new powers of water, carbon, and phosphorus. He is fed the complete Vampire-B-Gone smoothie and begins reverting to a human; his final vampiric kill count is 1,100 vampire hunters, 1,244 miscellaneous persons, and 2,344 total deaths.
- November 30: Glaucum awakes human.
December
- December 4: Glaucum contracts shipping disorder disease and introduces the ship Autonoldile, beginning the Shipping Wars.
- December 5: Around this time, Glaucum and Indenar Noldo IV learn of the existence of Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors, and by extension, Timeline Wén.
- December 6: Noldo christens Glaucum with the name Artemis Defragonable I; Motorola Glaucum becomes Motorola Ible.[b]
- 12DC1: Universal Paperclips appoints Glaucum as Grand Admiral of the Zynamonian Federation as a condition of ending the Second Paperclip Wars.
- December 7: Universal Paperclips removes Defragonable's morality and bonds their souls using forbidden paperclip science; Defragonable immediately seeks immortality and sets Noldo's house on fire using phosphorus. AutoCorrect Motorola Glaucum places both Defragonable and Paperclips in temporary cryogenic supply.
- December 8: Defragonable reawakens; AutoCorrect has injected morality into his psyche and he responds by launching an investigation on the integrity of the Game Theory Empire.
- December 11: Defragonable's morality drops to 25%.
- December 16: King Boo I parapossesses Regandhible to keep close watch on Defragonable.
- December 17 12DC1: Defragonable introduces time travel technology into the Zynamonian Federation and time travels to December 20. In his absence and death in the future,[c] the First Rebinion overthrows the Zynamonian Federation and forms the NeoFederation.
- December 20 12DC1: Battle of Dow; Defragonable is allegedly killed by the Blight Trombonish over Dow in Indenar Noldo IV's assassination of Universal Paperclips;[c] he proceeds to lead Zynamonian forces in destroying the NeoFederation and reestablishing the Zynamonian Federation in an attack that kills, among many others, the entirety of the Rebinion Flagship Council save Robert Hadingly.
- December 21: King Boo I, as Regandhible, seizes control of Motorola Ible in a coup because of his intense fear of the Japanese language.
- December 22: Ci'Araible gives Defragonable ramen for Christmas, allegedly alluding to new diplomatic advancements with Times New Roman.
- 12DC1: Defragonable leads Zynamonian forces in the Battle of Dow II at the NeoFederation Flagship Base Camp and attempts to assassinate Robert Hadingly.
- December 23 Ϛ: Defragonable considers annexing Sixth Civ Japan to improve his Japanese.
- December 25: Inhabitants of Pistachio Resort fall ill; this is perhaps the result of an early test of the Paperclip Veridian Equation.
2020 CE
January
- January 3 15μ: Defragonable befriends Boom Boom in Boom Boom: Friendship is Magic, Super Mario Maker 2.
- January 4: Defragonable publicly reveals his new friendship with Boom Boom.
- January 9: Boom Boom is led to his Doom Doom in the first of the so-called 2020 Boom Boom homicides.
- January 12: Defragonable pronounces Indenar Noldo IV a noob for his inability to destroy Thunderblight Ganon in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
- January 14: Defragonable publicly declares plans to write the first nuclear libel fanfiction, about the Rijundenar ship; it is now believed that this was an empty threat.
- January 16: On the orders of King Boo ½, Jeff, bro. parapossesses Defragonable in the first known Hammer Bro. parapossession.
- January 18: Indenar Noldo IV attacks Jeff, bro. in Upper HARVARD Domain while playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, ending his parapossession of Defragonable.
- January 22 13DC1: His morality decreasing, Defragonable betrays the Socially Interacting Runaways at the ruins of Glickoe Hell on Fsnf.
- January 23: Defragonable invades HARVARD Domain in the night and destroys the Cardboard Time Machine using fire. The remnants of the Socially Interacting Runaways resurrect Universal Paperclips; Defragonable's morality is restored. Paperclips instigates the Third Paperclip Wars begins fusing with Defragonable as one being; Indenar Noldo rechristens Defragonable Defragon Peroxus Caesion II, now spelled Defragon Peroxus Caesium. Caesium and Noldo enter the Treaty of Lunch, forbidding their further direct involvement in the Shipping Wars for ten turns.
- January 28: Caesium pays taxes to buy Indenar Noldo a bag of Sour Patch Kids, putting Noldo in debt and rendering Caesium unclean in the eyes of Yoshi Munchakoopas.
February
- February 2: Universal Paperclips begins the final, painful, stage of fusion with Caesium, depriving him of sleep.
- February 3: Caesium contracts a disease.
- February 4: Universal Paperclips suddenly ends the fusing process; Caesium begins recovering.
- February 7: As karmic retribution for his shipping crimes, Caesium suffers at the personified hands of peer pressure.
- February 12: The Yoshuan Illiteracy sacrifices Caesium to Yoshi Munchakoopas for submitting to taxation on January 28 in Scotland Unbearable; Caesium gets better and Indenar Noldo proclaims him the Carbonic God of Nerds.
- February 13: Within five seconds, Caesium enters and exits a romantic relationship with Chichén Talabert in Talabert, Scotland Unbearable. King Boo I again possesses Regandhible and labels Caesium as a threat to ci'Araible.
- February 14: Caesium begins leaking Sadness Gel from his psyche and infects Indenar Noldo. He then skis.
- February 18: Noldo pays off his loan to Caesium.
- February 19: Caesium alleges that Noldo supports pagan sacrifice and declares Lord Martarious a deus ex machina. Noldo μdenounces Caesium.
- February 21: Noldo plagiarizes Caesium's slogan, "If you are good at maths, then you will not be subject to laughs."
- February 24: Caesium declares war on HELAM.
- February 27: Universal Paperclips parapossesses Caesium and begins using him as a puppet. EVASION leaves Caesium's power and becomes part of the Second Rebinion.
- February 28 13DC1: Caesium Paperclipped leads the Destruction of Glickoe Hell 2.
March
- March 1 13DC1: Caesium Paperclipped continues a reelection campaign for Grand Admiral of the Zynamonian Federation.
- March 5: NASA declares Caesium a godfather to Percy, Lord Jezero; the sheer emotion allows Caesium to escape Paperclips's influence. Caesium marries and merges with NASA.
- March 6: Caesium visits the Grand City of Indenar to discuss the Third Paperclip Wars.
- March 11: Around this time, Caesium begins playing Undertale, connecting Timeline Nabla to Ilvandorian Legacy.
- March 29: With the end of the Third Paperclip Wars, Caesium's position as Grand Admiral of the Zynamonian Federation undergoes heavy scrutiny and criticism.
April
- April 1 13DC1: Caesium abdicates as Grand Admiral of the Zynamonian Federation; the Rebinion Party declares him legally dead, losing him his title of Nerd King.
- April 5: The AliCurse of Badguy Nogame begins afflicting Caesium and Indenar Noldo.
- April 6: Ilvandorian Legacy recognizes Caesium as an overpowered Samus Aran main in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
- April 20: Caesium breaks the Treaty of Lunch and reenters the Shipping Wars to introduce the ship Almindenar.
- April 21: Caesium begins planning creation of Super Mario Solar System in Super Mario Maker 2.
- April 23: Caesium and Noldo establish the Alpharad Sour Patch Plan.
- April 30: Caesium denies breaching the Treaty of Lunch.
May
- May 6: Indenar Noldo accuses Caesium of breaching the Alpharad Sour Patch Plan; he is later found innocent.
- May 12: Caesium and Noldo declare Conversion Gel, Propulsion Gel, and Repulsion Gel "white portal portal Jell-O", "orange speedyboi gotta-go-fast Jell-O", and "bouncy blue Jell-O". Caesium alleges that Matt from Wii Sports is inferior to his powers as Samus Aran in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, then kills an assassin hired by the Rebinion Party 13DC1.
- May 14: Caesium changes his Nintendo Switch profile picture from one of Samus Aran to one of Blathers.
- May 15: Caesium allegedly denounces and threatens Celeste and Dark Samus on Google Hangouts; the exact nature of his messages is lost to time thanks to the Redactors. He then supports King Boo ½, Decidueye, Gooigi, Oliver Oribá, Minecraft Steve's inclusions in Super Smash Bros.
- May 21: Caesium expresses doubt that Elsa of Arendelle is the reincarnation of Unalaq.
- May 27: In response to Indenar Noldo's theory that Sans Undertale is Bones "Santa" Claus, Caesium declares on Google Hangouts that when he sees Sans, he gets...happiness. He then insinuates that "there's something wrong with you" if the reader expected him to say something different.
- May 28: Caesium contacts Mario Mario on Google Hangouts and tells him, "SUPER MARII / *MARIO". He then ponders, "If a dog can be a doggo Can a doc be a docco? Google docco?"
- May 31: In a shocking plot twist, Caesium publicly reveals his motivation in the Shipping Wars on Google Hangouts; his shipping disorder disease is incessantly gnawing on his mind and screeching about people's relative romantic ability.
June
- June 4: Defragon Peroxus Caesium turns his brain off in a Not Explainable Random Decision.
- June 5: Caesium allegedly declares Indenar Noldo a "LITTLE GREMLIN".
- June 9: Caesium declares the Big detective his favorite character in T. YOSHISAUR MUNCHAKOOPAS COMMITTED TAX FRAUD, then is trapped in a meeting with Scouts BSA where his presence is not even needed; this meeting is thought to be related to Caesium's vampiric murder of Annoying Tyke on November 16, 2019 CE.
- June 11: Caesium and Noldo reach the conclusion that Wendy O. Koopa is a professional theifting thef who thaafts and commits assault by rings; Caesium theorizes that Ihanus Noldo is a WiFi God.
- June 12: Caesium theorizes that Wilhelm the fish is Kiaser Wilhelm, past leader of Soviet Russia; he also calls Wilhelm "pathetic".
- June 14: Caesium believes that the Pystace Woods no longer surround Pistachio Resort.
- June 15: Regandhible and Yoshi's Greatest Nightmare briefly find Caesium a threat to ci'Araible.
- June 16: Caesium completes the True Pacifist Route in Undertale; Flowey the Flower becomes Asriel Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium and moves from Undertale to Motorola Caesium.
- June 17: Caesium is unable to sleep in the early hours because of Noldo's very loud public marriage to Cloud Cuckoo Land in the pilot episode of The Cloud Maiden, Da Chosen One, and NASA's Official Talking General Leisure and Diversion Operational Server. Undertale Chat is formed in Google Hangouts because of Caesium's grievances concerning tEMMIE CRu!!!!1!1!!'s constant hijacking of Defragon and Indenar official chat.
- June 20: Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium accidentally uses an old Universal Paperclips application on Motorola Caesium to temporarily decrease Defragon Peroxus Caesium's intelligence.
- June 23–June 24: Caesium acts as defending attorney for Tom Nook in the John Kirby Court case Indenar Noldo v. Thomas Nook, which ends in stalemate.
- June 27: Caesium participates in Indenar Noldo v. Thomas Nook: The Second Part, a boring not–John Kirby Court where nothing happens.
- June 28: Caesium and Indenar Noldo agree that Papyrus Undertale should be added to Super Smash Bros. as a costume for Waluigi, and that Iroh should be a fighter.
- June 30: Caesium makes BotBob (later GigaWatt Padriahwan Xor) and declares himself leader of Heck.
July
- July 5: Caesium acts as defendant in the John Kirby Court case Toriel and Asgore Dreemurr v. Defragon Peroxus Caesium, which is placed on hold.
- July 6: Caesium steals the Collinearity Delphinic from Third Rebinion forces with the help of Noah Kathmandu. In the Invasion of the Bermuda Triangle, Caesium and Kathmandu use the Collinearity to attack EVASION forces.
- July 14: Caesium briefly achieves fame by being mentioned on Wikipedia; sadly, he is later removed. He also publicly expresses his opinion that Hammer Bros. can be used morally in specific situations.
- July 17: Caesium supports Iroh and Mettaton's inclusions in Super Smash Bros.
- July 19: Caesium expresses support for Thomas the dank engine.
- July 20: Caesium becomes host of the new MTT Channel original television show, Space Drama.
- July 24: Caesium helps write the Cannibalistic Verse, Medical Condition Verse, Putt-Putt Verse, Suddenly Slanderous Verse, and Verse Told Through Another Medium of DK Rap 2.
- Between July 26 and August 1, Caesium witnesses Rebinion propaganda slandering the Dreemurr family in Southern Carolina.
August
- August 3: Jack the One attempts to contact Caesium for the first time in two years.
- August 8: Interrupting Cow interrupts Caesium's conversation with Indenar Noldo on Google Hangouts; bounty hunters attack Caesium in the night.
- August 9: Caesium insists that Samus Aran is better than Waluigi, especially in a Super Smash Bros. setting. Indenar Noldo seeks to place Caesium on a Junior Jumble to match Percy, Lord Jezero's placement on a crossword. The Duel of Chick-Fil-A begins; Caesium battles Interrupting Cow in Viridia in Nerd Empire: Apotheosis Testing Initiative and murders a lightning bolt.
- August 10: The Duel of Chick-Fil-A ends in Viridian victory; Caesium is captured by the AutoCorrectors across time before being restored to his proper place in the timeline. His hatred for cows increases.
- August 12: Elvin Gadd makes an arm cannon for Caesium.
- August 13: Caesium beats Luigi's Mansion 3.
- 15μ: Caesium battles PictoGraphVCX in the Last Resort in Apotheosis Testing Initiative; during the duel, he makes the film Cinderella 4: Shrek and Sans Undertale Battle for the Swamp.
- August 14 15μ: Caesium joins an EVASION mission into Burloid Domain and Indenoid Domain.
- August 15 15μ: Caesium joins the crew of TRAIN.
- August 19: Caesium enters a new obsession with Fall Guys.
- August 24 15μ: With Caesium's help, TRAIN escapes Koopa Troop forces and enters Timeline Nabla.
- August 26: GigaWatt Padriahwan Xor shows an intense hatred for the idea of Caesium being its parent. Through Apotheosis Testing Initiative, Caesium and PictoGraphVCX enter HARVARD Domain and allow Elubnub to die peacefully.
- August 29: Regandhible forbids Caesium from accessing Fall Guys.
September
- September 1 20∇: Caesium duels Indenar Noldo in New Home.
- September 5: Caesium acts as judge in Calamity–Noldo Debate in John Kirby Court.
- September 6 20∇: Caesium is fed to the DT Extraction Machine and absorbed by Asriel Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium, becoming Asriel Peroxus Dreemurr-Caesium.
Relationships
Family
Strategy
Defragon Peroxus Caesium was skilled in the use of neo shooty shooty bang-bang weapons with a tendency to go on the offensive. As Carbonic God of Nerds and former Nerd King, Caesium was also intelligent, especially when it came to matters of space.
Etymology
The name Defragon Peroxus Caesium, and its predecessor Artemis Defragonable I, was made by Indenar Noldo IV by manipulating the phrase deaf paragon available the great. The name Fragon Oxidanus Glaucum was created by manipulating the individual names in Defragon Peroxus Caesium. By virtue of having Caesium, the name of the chemical element caesium, as one of his names, Defragon was able to join the Carbonic Pantheon as God of Nerds.
Notes
- ↑ Defragon Peroxus Caesium can be called Caesium, Defragon, or Defragon Peroxus Caesium, but never Defragon Caesium or Peroxus Caesium. Defragon Peroxus is reasonably acceptable but not suggested.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Defragon Peroxus Caesium was never actually called Fragon Oxidanus Glaucum; this name is used only retroactively to avoid using his true name, a forbidden trade secret. The same can be said for Motorola Caesium and its retroactive names of Motorola Glaucum and Motorola Ible.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 Defragonable's alleged death on December 20, 32,212 DC1ÞxKCE led to the First Rebinion pronouncing him legally dead. Technically, he was in a state of unlife.