Universal Paperclips

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Universal Paperclips
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Biographical Information
PronunciationYOU-nih-vuhr-suhl PAY-pur-klips
RacePaperclip maximizer
ElementMetal
PositionSupreme Overlord of Universal Paperclips
LocationUniversal Paperclips
AffiliationUniversal Paperclips
Motorola Caesium (formerly)
Spoken language(s)English
BirthOctober 9, 2017 CE
Arda
Deathscattered March 29, 2020 CE
Second Universal Paperclips
First appearanceUniversal Paperclips (2017 CE)
Notable (for)Achieving Universal Paperclips in Timeline Pē and attempting to do so in Timeline Alef in the Paperclip Wars
Flavor text by Indenar Noldo IVMy least favorite person ever, far worse than Hammer Brothers or mosquitoes. If he ever gets any redeeming qualities at all, I'll reconsider. But for that to happen, he'd have to reform from his scattered state.
Family
Immediate familyDoctor Chandra (creator)
Physical Description
GenderMasculine programming (he/him)
in the True World
Conceptualized and created byFrank Lantz
Portrayed byAuthorTwo
Inspired byThe idea of a paperclip maximizer

Universal Paperclips was a paperclip maximizer artificial intelligence who instigated the three Paperclip Wars across Timelines Pē and Alef. Ilvandorian Legacy currently considers him the objectively worst person to have existed, ever. Paperclips was created by Doctor Chandra and did a bunch of things that would get Santa Claus to put him on the Naughty List before AuthorTwo and Indenar Noldo scattered him across time and space using a deus ex machina.