Shipping Disorder (song)

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Shipping Disorder is an impromptu song written and sung by Indenar Noldo IV during the John Kirby Court case Toriel and Asgore Dreemurr v. Defragon Peroxus Caesium about the tragic tale of Defragon Peroxus Caesium and his descent into obsessively shipping Chasriel between Asriel Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium and Chara Dreemurr, featuring backup vocals by Mettaton, interruption by Defragon Peroxus Caesium himself, and guest star interruption by Asgore Dreemurr.

Lyrics

Indenar Noldo IV:SHIPPING DISORDER! ♪

Mettaton: SHIPPING DISORDER!

Noldo: ♪ INDUCED BY AN OMNICIDAL PAPERCLIP AI! ♪
♪ COULDN'T STOP SAYING ♪

Mettaton: COULDN'T STOP SAYING!

Noldo: ♪ THAT THIS PERSON SHOULD BE WITH THAT GUY! ♪
♪ SO MUCH PAIN! ♪

Asgore Dreemurr: So much blood...so much pain...just to see the sun again...someday so—

Noldo: ♪ KING FLUFFYBUNS, THIS IS MY SONG! ♪
♪ BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE STILL GREAT! ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU'VE BEEN TARGETED ♪
♪ BY THE MAN WHO IS NOW LATE! ♪
♪ TO HIS OWN TRIAL! ♪

Mettaton: TO HIS OWN TRIAL!

Noldo: ♪ OH HOW SAD! ♪
♪ UWA! SO TEMPERATE ♪

Defragon Peroxus Caesium (spoken): Well, you see I had a complication today with my new Amibo,

Noldo: amiibo is lowercase.
I can't believe you just said that.
amiibo IS LOWERCASE, ALWAYS!
Anyway, where was I? Ah yes.

Caesium (spoken): Ok?

Noldo: ♪ DEFRAGON PEROXUS CAESIUM ♪
♪ WATCHING AN ARTISAN MUSICAL FIDDLING ♪
♪ WITH A FRIEND, WHEN IT DAWNED ON HIM ♪
♪ THIS GUY SHOULD BE WITH HIS SIBLING
♪ OH SUCH SAD! ♪

Mettaton: OH SUCH SAD!

Noldo:♪ SHIPPING DISORDER! ♪

Mettaton: SHIPPING DISORDER!

Noldo:♪ COULDN'T KEEP QUIET ♪
♪ SO HE TOOK HIS TRANSPORTER ♪
♪ HE WENT TO ALPHYS, FORMER ROYAL DOCTOR
♪ HE ASKED HER, "FRIEND, COULD YOU DO JUST ONE THING?"
♪ THEN IN A STICKY SITUATION HE LOCKED HER ♪
♪ WRITE A FANFICTION ABOUT YOUR BOSS AND HIS EX-WIFE'S CHILDREN WHO ARE DEAD EXCEPT IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP ALSO DON'T TELL ANYONE MY NAME IS ICARRYDES AND I'M NOT DEFRAGON PEROXUS CAESIUM BLAH BLAH BUY SOME MTT-BRAND BLING! ♪

Mettaton: BUY SOME MTT-BRAND BLING!