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2020 (MMXX) CE is the current year, dominical letters ED, in the Gregorian calendar in Timelines Alef, Alpha, Alpha-Omega, Lambda, Negation, and Wén, linked to the day October 31, 2015 ΝCE and the years 32,213 DC1ÞxKCE, 2017 δτCE, 538 ΩCE, 2022 ףCE, and 2120 υCE.
Events
Timeline Alef
January
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets Albus Dumbledore and Voldemort.
- January 5: Mallennia Noldo becomes Happy Mask Salesman.
- January 12: Artemis Defragonable I introduces the ship Rijundenar into the Shipping Wars.
- January 13: Changeling's People are established.
- January 14: Indil Noldo joins the Shipping Wars to express support of Rijundenar. Artemis Defragonable begins writing a Rijundenar fanfiction.
- January 16: Indenar Noldo proclaims that "What doesn't kill you is foreshadowing." Jeff, bro. (2015 ΝCE) possesses Artemis Defragonable.
- January 18: While playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate with him, Indenar Noldo severs Jeff, bro.'s possession of Defragonable. Indil Noldo publicly reveals herself as a member of the Yiga Clan (529 ΩCE).
- January 22: Indenar Noldo introduces the ships Deframmer and Defrunder into the Shipping Wars.
- January 23: Artemis Defragonable invades Harvard Domain and destroys the Cardboard Time Machine. Universal Paperclips (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE) begins fusing with Defragonable. Noldo rechristens Defragonable with the name Defragon Peroxus Caesium; Lord Martarious negotiates the Treaty of Lunch, which prevents Caesium and Noldo from directly and personally continuing the Shipping Wars for at least five turns.
- January 26: Eruantien, King Canada, accidentally leads Indenar Noldo to begin conspiring to make the Mandatory Kingdom Hearts Exam Degree. Xemnas has norting privileges.
- January 27: Indenar Noldo discovers that he is an incarnation of Xehanort.
- January 28: Defragon Peroxus Caesium pays his taxes and Indenar Noldo owes him four United States dollars in return for Sour Patch Kids.
- January 29: Vanitas has norting privileges and norts Ametham, transforming it into Math Exam(nort) and having it nort Eruantien.
- January 31: Indenar Noldo gains a psychic link with Past Gashona (32,212 DC1ÞxKCE).
February
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets Minerva McGonagall and Serverus Snape.
- February 3: As part of the painful process of fusing with Universal Paperclips, Defragon Peroxus Caesium contracts a disease and becomes ill.
- February 4: Universal Paperclips prematurely ends the process of fusing with Defragon Peroxus Caesium.
- February 6: Hanwit motivates Indenar Noldo to begin his Sun God 2020 campaign.
- February 7: Indenar Noldo pledges to let people sleep in and equip infant humans with Vanitas armor. He also dates himself while Defragon Peroxus Caesium suffers from peer pressure.
- February 9: Defragon Peroxus Caesium kills a Big Boom Boom (2015 ΝCE) while Mario Making. The Almighty One resurrects Fred, Victim of Almightiness. Indenar Noldo proposes names for Caesium (e.g. Ar’caesium albe-Dumbe Defragon Elbanaol Garfed Ilitrip’yet Nätex Peroxus Plairan Rulig Temiisa Yuthu III), causing Caesium's opinion of him to drop "about" -93,738,362,852,836.69 (-9.37 x 1013) "dollars dollars" "exactly".
- February 11: Google Hangouts Redactors being scheming to take over Google Hangouts.
- February 12: Indenar Noldo receives the Dash-Fighter Model 666 I Killed Robinson from the Insurgency (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE) and uses it to explode Kalminaion Island Secondary School. He then founds the Carbonic Pantheon under the name Helium C, and claims evil, backstories, and kumquats as part of his Sun God 2020 domain. Hydrogen C and Aithan Castellae (Iron C) are inducted into the Carbonic Pantheon.
- February 13: In an attempt to win over the Frozen fandom for Sun God 2020, Indenar Noldo pledges to freeze parts of Arda and mail them to Mars Carnil; Times New Roman indeed votes for Noldo. Defragon Peroxus Caesium and Cucco Tolberaht enter a five-second romantic relationship. Regandhible is possessed by an unknown force, possibly King Boo I (Ν), and labels Caesium as a threat to the Almighty One.
- February 14: Indenar Noldo claims disco balls as part of his Sun God 2020 domain and pledges to make Sweet Tarts an official national dish, turn Anar into a disco ball, turn all disco balls into killing machines, and remove expired milk from the Universe; Wholesome Dockery and Beriogelir Michael vote him for Sun God 2020. Elsa, Neil Armstrong, and supposedly Stylus Den'iku (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE), are now running for Sun God 2020. Hydrogen C claims dabbing as part of his domain. Noldo attempts to claim puns as his domain, but the moth man rejects this to maintain their position as Pun Deitt.
- February 15: Eruantien aspires to become a deity.
- February 16: Caveat Tigris schedules the Sun God 2020 election for May 3 that year. Indenar Noldo pledges to gift "everyone" with one (1) Triforce piece of their choosing as Sun God 2020 before Indil Noldo assassinates him with a Windcleaver, thus becoming Kohga. Eruantien joins the followers of Phosphorus C.
- February 17: Indenar Noldo invokes the Emoji War and declares war on Generations 1, 2, 3, and 3.5 of My Little Pony. Indil Noldo begins making use of her trademark Yiga Face. Changeling's People declares war against the Deniers of Green.
- February 18: Fanondork Switch Online attacks Motorola Caesium.
- February 19: Martarious claims to use a gamma ray blast to kill Stylus Den'iku and destroy Den'iku Palace and the CheeseMaker™; in response, Indenar Noldo briefly transfers him from the Alleid Freinds to the Paranormal Empire and Martarious secedes from both. Defragon Peroxus Caesium declares Martarious a deus ex machina and Noldo, in turn, µdenounces Caesium. Noldo pledges to responstibly crash the stock market as Sun God 2020. Burleon Brightfall begins running for Sun God 2020; Aithan Castellae briefly considers running. Google Hangouts Redactors hijack Google Hangouts, destroying an entire conversation.
- February 21: Indenar Noldo is peer pressured into declaring war on the Twilight Zone.
- February 23: Calairë Noldo joins the Yiga Clan.
- February 24: Defragon Peroxus Caesium declares war on HELAM. A revelation is made that not only is Stylus Den'iku not dead, but there was no gamma ray blast involved in his death to begin with and he was never running for Sun God 2020. Acupuncture Man learns that Avatar: The Last Airbneder is not an anime. In fact, he never believed it was. Noldo suffers from a case of obfuscating stupidity.
- February 25: Aithan Castellae, now in charge of managing Sun God 2020 votes in Fanondork County, adds Barack Obama to the polls. A staggering number of people vote Obama for Sun God 2020, making him and Indenar Noldo the only relevant candidates in the election. Nevertheless, Obama opts not to begin running. Miryam eC!SON votes Noldo for Sun God 2020; Lord British X possesses Noldo.
- February 26: Whiteballs (32,213 DC1ÞxK CE) redirects Indenar Noldo's heat-seeking missiles into the Psychic Caves. Noldo is accused of murdering Fred, Victim of Almightiness.
- February 27: Upon destroying Ilvandorian Legacy, Universal Paperclips takes full control over Defragon Peroxus Caesium as his physical body in Timeline Alef. Indenar Noldo attempts apotheosis through a ritual ceremony involving a cellular telephone.
- February 29: The Three Sisters of Purple Country attack Indenar Noldo.
March
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets the Circus Arcanus.
- March 2: Google Hangouts Redactors continue hijacking Google Hangouts, severing Universal Paperclips' access and demanding Indenar Noldo give them better working conditions. Noldo pledges that people will still get bagels if he becomes Sun God 2020.
- March 3: Operation Baby Yoda; Lothiriel the Confuzzled Spiritual Crochets Ilvandorian Legacy back into existence.
- March 5: Indenar Noldo exposes Yoshi's Greatest Nightmare as Dr. Mario. Defragon Peroxus Caesium formally marries NASA.
- March 6: Martarious refers to Defragon Peroxus Caesium's children as mollusks, exposes NASA as a chaos god, and stabs Indenar Noldo (who gets better). Defragon Peroxus Caesium visits the Grand City of Indenar to discuss the ongoing Third Paperclip Wars.
- March 9: Indenar Noldo uses Power Bracelets to steal a stolen trampoline from Ihanus Noldo.
- March 11: Indenar Noldo realizes that he lacks a soul.
- March 15: Indenar Noldo impersonates Waluigi and Gollum.
- March 17: Birds desecrate the stolen trampoline with their bodily waste.
- March 18: Changeling's People invoke Operation 555.
- March 19: The Yiga Clan claims the stolen trampoline.
- March 20: Carl Majora begins terrorizing Changeling's People.
- March 21: Yiga Clan trampoline wolves attack Indenar Noldo.
- March 22: Carl Majora announces their Yiga Clan membership.
- March 24: Indenar Noldo steals clothing stolen from him by the Yiga Clan and fails an attempt to drive the Yiga out of the stolen trampoline. Lothiriel the Confuzzled announces her Yiga membership; Carl Majora claims to have started the Clan.
- March 25: Indenar Noldo discovers that the stolen trampoline can give premonitions.
- March 26: Burleon Brightfall launches a failed attempt to steal the stolen trampoline.
- March 27: Indenar Noldo launches a raid on Yiga Clan headquarters; the Yiga prevent him from signing Tritone Baby Shark.
- March 28: Rain assaults the stolen trampoline.
- March 29: Indenar Noldo steals Mighty Bananas from the Yiga Clan to make a Mighty Banana milkshake.
- March 30: Work begins on the Sun God Death Star 2020 Project.
April
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets the Weasley Burrow.
- April 1: Carl Majora possesses Indenar Noldo, prompting (in order) the Happy Mask Salesman, CD-i Darth Vader, CD-i The Senate, Thunderblight Ganon, CD-i Saruman, CD-i Link, and GLaDOS to briefly join Changeling's People. Vader and The Senate, representing the Lukasan Empire, and GLaDOS join the Sun God Death Star 2020 Project; GLaDOS promptly betrays Lukasa and receives a 401 April Fools error upon attempting to destroy Arda as part of the Project. The moth man kills a former Mothman to become the definitive moth man. Ash Orangeyouglad begins running for the position of Lukasan Empress. Majora kills (in order) Vader, The Senate, Thunderblight, the Happy Mask Salesman, and Saruman before singing A Song About Bloody Death and rapping Rapping to Align the Stars in their plan to destroy Zynamon 5. Before they can finish the rap, however, Lord British X exorcises Majora from Noldo's body and is given a new personal body.
- April 3: Indenar Noldo steals the Mighty Banana hoard and anonymously gives them to the Kongs (2009 ΝCE in a reckless use of time travel shenanigans and a casual attitude toward causal loops.
- April 5: The AliCurse of Badguy Noname begins haunting Defragon Peroxus Caesium and Indenar Noldo.
- April 6: Ilvandorian Legacy begins recognizing the Almighty One as the Almighty One. Indenar Noldo sets fire to Broad Oak Reservoir Educational School and a huge surrounding radius, leading Tablecloth to leave Ilvandorian Legacy.
- April 10: AutoCorrect Motorola Caesium accuses HAPPY MII of "ACCOST[ing] HIS SISTER WITH 1-TEC-20".
- April 13: Indenar Noldo pays his Sun God Taxes.
- April 19: Indenar Noldo is lost in the Lost Woods of Pistachio.
- April 20: Ilvandorian Legacy is alerted to NOTGLaDOS's existence. Defragon Peroxus Caesium breaks the Treaty of Lunch to introduce the ship Almindenar into the Shipping Wars.
- April 21: The Ihanusian Embassy is held; Whiteballs (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE) attempts to assassinate Indenar Noldo and is incarcerated in the Psychic Caves for antagonist therapy.
- April 23: Defragon Peroxus Caesium promises Indenar Noldo Sour Patch Kids in the Alpharad Sour Patch Plan.
- April 24: Indenar Noldo becomes Ash Orangeyouglad's Lukasan Empress campaign manager.
- April 26: Indenar Noldo embarks on his Nostalgia World Tour.
- April 28: Whiteballs is released from antagonist therapy into the Bermuda Triangle.
May
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup.
- May 3: On election day for Sun God 2020, Mafelio and Sharckhotic abduct Caveat Tigris; Indenar Noldo rescues him but the duo captures Auto Graph in his place.
- May 5: Luuuke Skywalker begins performing in taverns and is sent to antagonist therapy along with organRaoul for breaking and entering Harvard Domain. Kadreal (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE) and Kyatzilipilika (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE move into Harvard Domain.
- May 6: Eruantien floods Indenar Noldo's mind with maple syrup. Mallennia Noldo causes Upper Harvard Domain to explode. Defragon Peroxus Caesium breaks the Alpharad Sour Patch Plan.
- May 8: Bongo Bongo (-9962 ΩΑCE) is sent to antagonist therapy for breaking and entering Harvard Domain.
- May 10: Plx0squared demands a raise for the Google Hangouts Redactors.
- May 12: Defragon Peroxus Caesium thwarts and kills a Rebinion assassin (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE).
- May 13: Indenar Noldo uncovers the Snoopy/Tanooki conspiracy.
- May 21: Ilvandorian Legacy and Defragon Peroxus Caesium denounce the lying ways of The Fallen Arbiter and expose Fanondork Switch Online as being part of a secret agreement between Fanondork County Public Schools with Nintendo. Caesium denies the idea that Elsa is the reincarnation of Unalaq.
- May 28: Ilvandorian Legacy discovers that birds are not real.
June
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets the Statute of Secrecy Task Force.
- June 3: NASA begins a partnership with Blathers.
- June 7: Defragon Peroxus Caesium wipes AutoCorrect Motorola Caesium's memory.
- June 9: NOTGLaDOS temporarily has a fit of boredom-induced insanity, telling Indenar Noldo, "D E S M O N D B U G". In accordance with the AliCurse, the Boy Scouts of America torture Defragon Peroxus Caesium for killing Annoying Tyke. Ilvandorian Legacy declares New Super Luigi's Long Legs U Deluxe the most hyped New Super Luigi's Long Legs U Deluxe game of the year.
- June 10: Calairë Noldo draws flowy. In accordance with the AliCurse, NASA and band abduct Defragon Peroxus Caesium.
- June 11: Ilvandorian Legacy celebrates Hamster Huey Yeaer. Something terrible happens so that Nemooooo must not be found. Defragon Peroxus Caesium gives Indenar Noldo the threat of "I'm moving on / Oh I've been living to fast and I've been living for too long / AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE LIVING ANYMORE" and exposes Ihanus Noldo as a WIFI God. Noldo warns Mettaton (2120 υCE) about Wendy O. Koopa (2015 ΝCE)'s thaafting habits, illegally invents the Delaware Nuclear Weapon Storage Unit using his imagination, goes on vacation to the House of Oof while stalked by tEMMIE CRu!!!!1!1!!, and robs the local water dragon bank of money, eggs, and money eggs.
- June 12: Wilhelm attacks Indenar Noldo's nose; at the Beach of Afflictions, Noldo writes The Tragedies of Sand. Pills make a comeback as a Scottish clothing item.
- June 13: Defragon Peroxus Caesium indicates support of the power of flex tape. AutoCorrect Motorola Caesium drives Motorola Caesium to an airplane and flies the telephone to Delaware to join tEMMIE CRu!!!!1!1!! in stalking Indenar Noldo.
- June 14: By this time, the Lost Woods of Pistachio have ceased to subsist in the area around Pistachio Resort. Defragon Peroxus Caesium accuses Indenar Noldo of being romantically interested in both Mettaton and the Almighty One and calls this "unhealthy". Noldo denies being in LOVE with them and then denies being in love with them. Caesium then notes that Skull Kid and the Almighty One "might be a thing" and introduces the ship Alphyne into the Shipping Wars.
- June 15: NOTGLaDOS manipulates Regandhible and Yoshi's Greatest Nightmare into tormenting Defragon Peroxus Caesium.
- June 16: Flowey the Flower (2120 υCE) moves into Motorola Caesium.
- June 17: Indenar Noldo marries Cloud Cuckoo Land in an extravagant ceremony as part of The Cloud Maiden, Da Chosen One, and NASA's Offici al Talking General Leisure and Diversion Operational Server. Ilvandorian Legacy declares Fulton Greenway the cross boss.
- June 19: Indenar Noldo accidentally helps kickstart the microwave revolution and reforms Bachland Wiki into Ilvandorian Database.
- June 20: Flowey the Flower discovers remnants of Universal Paperclips within Motorola Caesium.
- June 21: Deicidal begins stalking Indenar Noldo during his Sun God 2020 duties. Burleon Brightfall takes control of EVASION.
- June 22: Mallennia Noldo becomes PROUD PARENT!! of LEGO Temmie.
- June 23: AutoCorrect Motorola Caesium regains memories of its past life. Mallennia Noldo changes her legal name to Horticulture Noldo; Other Horticulture Noldo is publicly seen in Harvard Domain for the first time and makes quite a first impression. John Kirby Court holds its first known case, Indenar Noldo v. Thomas Nook. Indenar Noldo declares himself tim. tim the tim twaver.
- June 24: Indenar Noldo v. Thomas Nook ends in stalemate.
- June 28: Flowey the Flower changes his legal nickname to Asriel Dreemurr.
- June 29: tEMMIE CRu!!!!1!1!! is remarkably upset by, and considers suing in John Kirby Court, Defragon Peroxus Caesium, who attempts to have Alphys ([2120 υ]]) write a fanfiction shipping Asriel Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium and Chara Dreemurr. Asriel Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium becomes a freelance professional RamenWeb obliterator.
- June 30: Defragon Peroxus Caesium creates BotBob, happily fambily of Bob Chang. Asriel Dreemurr-Motorola Caesium reunites with Asgore Dreemurr (2120 υ) and Toriel (2120 υCE).
July
- The Sorcerous Calamity targets Sorcerous beasts.
- July 1: Horticulture Noldo becomes PROUD PARENT!! of the frog with the red nose and a tannish tear with a robot head on top of it and a monkey thing with a hat on top that had like a chimney and there was a roof on the chimney and below the chimney was the top of the hat and on the top of the hat there was another roof, but it is almost immediately slain by fire. Burleon Brightfall and the creators of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 create a knockoff of the MTT brand called Mew Tau Tau.
- July 3: Indenar Noldo paints MTT: Invasion o' Bermuda Δ, a propaganda poster for the upcoming Invasion of the Bermuda Triangle.
- July 4: Kadreal and Kyatzilipilika sabotage the Database Claw, leading Asgore Dreemurr and Toriel to stay in Harvard Domain to rest for a brief period of time. Indenar Noldo IV paints MTT - John Kirby Court, an MTT commercial poster in support of John Kirby Court and scheduled upcoming trials. Waterblight Ganon (529 ΩCE) enters the Psychic Caves and raises a commotion.
- July 5: The John Kirby Court case Toriel and Asgore Dreemurr v. Defragon Peroxus Caesium meets a surprising pause when Indenar Noldo manages to infuriate NotJohnKirbo to the point of attacking him. NotJohnKirbo ultimately makes amends with Noldo and uses JUSTICE 2 to temporarily ban Mew Tau Tau.
- July 6: Invasion and Blockade of the Bermuda Triangle.
- July 7: Typical Boy is peacefully abducted for MTT News (2120 υCE).
- July 8: Deicidal enters the Bermuda Triangle.
- July 12: After it annoys him, Defragon Peroxus Caesium slanders AutoCorrect Motorola Caesium.
August
- August 31: Nott Raid; the British Ministry of Magic seizes the Prototypical Malfoy Time-Turner.
September
- September 2: Delphini, Scorpius Malfoy, and Albus Potter steal the Prototypical Malfoy Time-Turner.
- September 3: Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter use the Prototypical Malfoy Time-Turner to time travel to November 24, 1994 CE and create Timeline Triple-double-u alpha.
October
- October 30: Delphini uses the Prototypical Malfoy Time-Turner to time travel Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Potter, and herself to October 30, 1981 CE.
- October 31: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, and Ron Weasley use the True Malfoy Time-Turner to time travel to October 31, 1981 CE; they return with Delphini, Scorpius Malfoy, and Albus Potter; Delphini is incarcerated in Azkaban.
Timeline Alpha-Omega
April
- April 25: Luuuke Skywalker overthrows Darth Vαder and The Senαte as Dark Lord of the Sith.
May
- May 8: Gellert Grindelwald achieves enlightenment.
Timeline Lambda
February
- February 28: Gashona Hadingly (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE) and Robert Hadingly (32,213 DC1ÞxKCE) go on a date in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
Timeline Negation
May
- May 1: Almîland is founded by Mira, Indenar Noldo, Timmy and Tommy Nook, Tom Nook, and Tank the Almightish.
- May 6: Defragon Peroxus Caesium visits and terrorizes Almîland.
- May 15: Indenar Noldo pays off his second loan to Tom Nook. Celeste visits Almîland for the first time.
- May 17: Isabelle joins Almightish staff.
June
- June 23: Tank the Almightish begins practicing telepathy.
July
- July 1: Indenar Noldo briefly possesses Calairë Noldo to change the Almightish national anthem to It's Showtime!.
- July 3: Henry the Almightish moves into Almîland; Blathers is recruited for the Invasion of the Bermuda Triangle and tasked with recruiting Celeste and NASA.
Timeline Triple-double-u alpha
October
- October 22: Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter use the Prototypical Malfoy Time-Turner to time travel to February 24, 1995 CE and create Timeline Triple-double-u beta.
Timeline Triple-double-u beta
October
- October 29: Severus Snape kills Dolores Umbridge. Scorpius Malfoy uses the Prototypical Malfoy Time-Turner to time travel to November 24, 1994 CE and February 24, 1995 CE and restore Timeline Alef.
Timeline Wén
June
- June 22: Asriel Dreemurr, Regional Legendary, officially states that when humans turned him into a flower, he "realize[d] that this world is either you dead or me dead."